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What most people say:
Fuck, 15 minutes of trailers, this is bullshit
What I think: OH MY LORD HERE COME THE TRAILERS OH BOY OH BOY I WONDER WHAT THEY'LL BE I'M GOING TO GIF EVERYTHING WHEN I GET HOME OH SOMEONE HOLD ME IS THAT A NEW CELEBRITY CRUSH FOR ME TO BLOG ABOUT WHAT'S YOUR NAME BABY WHAT'S YOUR SIGN... OH LOOK THAT GIRL AND THAT GUY JUST WALKED INTO THE SAME COFFEE SHOP AND STOOD BEHIND EACH OTHER IN LINE I SHIP IT SOMEONE COVER ME IN TISSUES DO YOU HEAR THAT SOUND IT IS THE SOUND OF MY HEART BREAKING THIS IS MY FAVORITE SONG GOD MY FEELS ARE ALL OVER THE FLOOR WITH THE POPCORN I THREW FLAILING ABOUT IN FANGIRL FRUSTRATION TAKE THE WHEEL DEER GOD
What I say: Yo, that looks good.
What I think: OH MY LORD HERE COME THE TRAILERS OH BOY OH BOY I WONDER WHAT THEY'LL BE I'M GOING TO GIF EVERYTHING WHEN I GET HOME OH SOMEONE HOLD ME IS THAT A NEW CELEBRITY CRUSH FOR ME TO BLOG ABOUT WHAT'S YOUR NAME BABY WHAT'S YOUR SIGN... OH LOOK THAT GIRL AND THAT GUY JUST WALKED INTO THE SAME COFFEE SHOP AND STOOD BEHIND EACH OTHER IN LINE I SHIP IT SOMEONE COVER ME IN TISSUES DO YOU HEAR THAT SOUND IT IS THE SOUND OF MY HEART BREAKING THIS IS MY FAVORITE SONG GOD MY FEELS ARE ALL OVER THE FLOOR WITH THE POPCORN I THREW FLAILING ABOUT IN FANGIRL FRUSTRATION TAKE THE WHEEL DEER GOD
What I say: Yo, that looks good.
An Athlete:
What was the greatest moment in sports history?
Me: Viktor Krum caught the snitch but Ireland won.
Me: Viktor Krum caught the snitch but Ireland won.
When meeting someone who is learning English.
Foreigner:
Hello. I am learning your language. Please accept my most sincere apologies if I make an error in my use of syntax, spelling, or grammar.
Native Speaker: lol wut u tlkin bout yolo
Native Speaker: lol wut u tlkin bout yolo
HOW I WOULD DO IN THE HUNGER GAMES
Announcer:
5, 4, 3—
Me on the platform: *trips*
BOOM.
Me on the platform: *trips*
BOOM.
